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BROT UND WEIN

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Wunderbar ist die Gunst der Hocherhabnen und niemand
Weiß von wannen und was einem geschiehet von ihr.
So bewegt sie die Welt und die hoffende Seele der Menschen,
Selbst kein Weiser versteht, was sie bereitet, denn so
Will es der oberste Gott, der sehr dich liebet, und darum
Ist noch lieber, wie sie, dir der besonnene Tag.
Aber zuweilen liebt auch klares Auge den Schatten
Und versuchet zu Lust, eh' es die Not ist, den Schlaf,
Oder es blickt auch gern ein treuer Mann in die Nacht hin,
Ja, es ziemet sich ihr Kränze zu weihn und Gesang,
Weil den Irrenden sie geheiliget ist und den Toten,
Selber aber besteht, ewig, in freiestem Geist.
Aber sie muß uns auch, daß in der zaudernden Weile,
Daß im Finstern für uns einiges Haltbare sei,
Uns die Vergessenheit und das Heiligtrunkene gönnen,
Gönnen das strömende Wort, das, wie de Liebenden, sei,
Schlummerlos und vollern Pokal und kühneres Leben,
Heilig Gedächtnis auch, wachend zu bleiben bei Nacht.

— Friedrich Hölderlin, 1805.
She is august, her favour marvellous, and no one
Knows what she sets in motion or when she does it.
That's how she moves the world and our hopeful souls:
Not even the wise men understand her intentions. It's what
The highest god wants, the god who loves you;
That's why you prefer the enlightened day.
But sometimes even the clearest eye looks for a shadow
For a taste of sleep before it really needs one,
Or sometimes a good man stares into the night,
Sings her the song she rightly deserves,
She, the patron saint of the crazy and the dead,
Abiding, eternally; the freest of free spirits.
But for a moment, while we tarry, indulge us,
Indulge us something to hold onto in the darkness,
Indulge us our forgetfulness, our sacred drunkenness,
Indulge us the words flowing out sleepless like lovers,
A fuller cup, a bolder life—indulge us
Our precious memories, our staying awake at night.

CPS transl.

"And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood; And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind. And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places. And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains; And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb: For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?"

Seeing is believing this video of a stormfront advancing on Helsinki.

"Thinking there was just one soldier, he approached with the water. When he had penetrated the bushes, he saw there were about twenty men, and they were all in exactly the same nightmarish state: their faces were wholly burned, their eyesockets were hollow, the fluid from their melted eyes had run down their cheeks. (They must have had their faces upturned when the bomb went off; perhaps they were anti-aircraft personnel.) Their mouths were mere swollen, pus-covered wounds, which they could not bear to stretch enough to admit the spout of the teapot. So Father Kleinsorge got a large piece of grass and drew out the stem so as to make a straw, and gave them all water to drink that way. One of them said, 'I can't see anything.' Father Kleinsorge answered, as cheerfully as he could, 'There's a doctor at the entrance to the park. He's busy now, but he'll come soon and fix your eyes, I hope.'"

— John Hersey, "Hiroshima", from The New Yorker of August 31, 1946.

As many of you are aware, I embarked in late 2007 on what I called, at the time, a "yearlong survey of gay-interest cinema". It lasted quite a bit longer, in the event, until late 2009, by which time I had begun a second "yearlong survey" of cheap, shitty zombie movies. I ended both when they coincided in the same title, which will be reviewed at the end of this series. For now, enjoy, over the next several weeks, a series of capsule reviews of films which are, to varying degrees, gay or gay-centric or gay-related.

Sommersturm
D, 2004
Robert Stadlober, Alicja Bachleda
dir. Marco Kreuzpaintner

Overall rating: OO 2 cock rings out of 5
Fag Hag Hotness Index: 10 out of 10
Fake Sex Rating: 3 out of 10


The scene is a small town on Lake Starnberg, in Upper Bavaria: The dour village hall and the thick-as-mud regional accents substitute for creating a meaningful sense of place. Tobi (Robert Stadlober) is a gangly, weird-looking young man in the end stages of secondary school, and he and his swarthy, conventionally-attractive BFF, Achim (Kostja Ullman), are inseperable. Ten minutes of exposition show a friendship full of gleeful—dare we say gay—athletic competition, banter, hijinks, and ew, what's this? A joint masturbation session! Of course as one lies on the floor of the locker room next to one's best friend, one is meant to dutifully close one's eyes and imagine girls, but director Kreuzpaintner decorates his thematic Warhammer models with a billboard-size calligraphy brush, so the entire wank is filmed from such an angle that we can see Tobi doing a Xerox scan of Achim's naked body while they're rubbing one out.

It soon becomes clear that, for Tobi, the worst part about his BFF is that second F: we're treated to a montage of stock teenage awkwardness, misinterpreted glances, awkward leanings-in for a kiss after a fat joint, and all the rest. Then it's time to go camping at the boat race, where Redneck Bavaria Boat Club must compete for the trophy against a number of other subtle, realistic teams: the stern, humorless east German team ("ve vant to train on ze east side of ze lake"), the all-girls Catholic team (of which there is one shot, consisting of them singing Jesus songs on the guitar), and—the plot thickens!—the "QueerSchläger", aquatic faggots aus Berlin. I don't need a sextant and a coxswain to point me to where this is going, and neither do you.

What follows is useful because it serves as a primer for the stock elements of all of these films: there's Tobi, the nervous, innocent, wide-eyed—the Frodo of nascent gayness, lurching fitfully towards the Mount Doom of self-awarness while his reptillian CGI fag hag crawls along desperately behind him; there's Georg, the personification of over-the-top gay panic, and there's the fruitful, if unintentional, discourse on gay male misogyny. Why do we do this to girls who like us? Why do we feel entitled to use them to hide behind? This movie begs these questions, but it's too stupid to ask or engage with them.

Instead, we get Marquez-esque dream sequences: Georg goes into the camp of the gay team and, his head spinning, sees penises and penentration everywhere he looks; Tobi, whose closet door is the gate of Mordor, brushes through a corn field to see the spurned, clueless girl whose dreams he occupies (Bachleda) radiant and ready-for-it on a beach towel, out of nowhere. He eventually gets with one of the rowers from the QueerSchläger, and they get two sex scenes: one on a dock, at whose climax they both rather look and sound like they're being tazed, and one in a youth hostel at the end, which consists of namless Berlin rowing hunk peeling Tobi's sunburn. Rawr. Meanwhile, straightboy Achim and his nasty girlfriend are in the woods copulating in lush vegetation and golden light, showing us what the boning would have looked like in Paradise Lost.

It's tough to tell what the point of this film is. It's too flat and too judgemental of the gay characters to be sentimental fantasy for old gay fogies: the gay Frodo has no agency, he is but the object (the victim, the film insinuates) of older, more lustful, more experienced gays; but it certainly stops short of condemning them, as long as they keep to themselves and don't—Aha. That's it. Sommersturm is a piece designed to make middle-class Germans nod along in confirmation of their mere tolerance, in the abstract, of same-sex desire: something far away, dangerous, but confined to a couple of neighborhoods in Berlin. When the bus drops Tobi off at home, alone, the last second of the film is the one with the clearest message: You thought you were gay, kid. Phew, glad that's over.

aus dem GILGAMESCH-EPOS

updated with line numbers, which match in both the English (AR George) and German (Stefan Maul) translations

Der, der die Tiefe sah, die Grundfeste des Landes,
der das Verborgene kannte, der, dem alles bewußt —
Gilgamesch, der die Tiefe sah, die Grundfeste des Landes,
der das Verborgene kannte, der, dem alles bewußt —

vertraut sind ihm die Göttersitze allesamt. [ I 5 ]
Allumfassende Weisheit erwarb er in jeglichen Dingen.
Er sah das Geheime und dekte auf das Verhüllte,
er brachte Kunde von der Zeit vor der Flut.

Einen weiten Weg kam er her, um zwar müde doch endlich zur Ruhe gekommen zu sein.
Festgehalten auf einem Steinmonument ist all die Mühsal. [ I 10 ]
Er baute die Mauer von Uruk, der Hürdenumhegten,
die des hochheil'gen Eanna, des reinen Schatzhauses.

Sieh an dessen Mauer, die wie Kupfer glänzt!
Besieh ihre Brustwehr, die niemand nachzubilden weiß!
Nimm doch die Treppe, die dort seit ewigen Zeiten! [ I 15 ] 
Komm heran an Eanna, den Wohnsitz der Ischtar,
den kein künftiger König wird nachbilden können, noch sonst ein anderer Mensch!

Steig doch hinauf, auf der Mauer von Uruk wandle umher!
Die Fundamente beschaue, und das Ziegelwerk prüfe: [ I 20 ] 
ob ihr Ziegelwerk nicht aus Backstein besteht
und ob die sieben Weisen nicht selbst ihr Grundmauern legten!

...

Alle Könige weit überragend, hochberühmt und von schönster Gestalt:
Der kühne Sproß Uruks, der stößige Stier, [ I 30 ] 
geht vorne als erster voran;
auch hinten geht er als Zuversicht seiner Brüder.

Festes Ufer und Schirm seiner Truppen,
wütende Woge, die einreißt die Mauer aus Stein. [ I 35 ]
Stier Lugalbandas, Gilgamesch, volkommen an Kraft,
von der erhabenen Kuh, Wildkuh-Ninsunna, gesäugt!

Hochaufgewachsener Gilgamesch, volkommen und ehrfurchtgebietend,
der die Gebirgsdurchgänge erschloß, [ I 40 ] 
der die Brunnen an den Rändern der Berge grub,
der den Ozean, das weite Meer, überquerte bis hin zum Aufgang der Sonne,

der die Ufer der Welt, nach dem Leben stets suchend, erforschte,
der dank seiner Kraft Uta-napitschti, den Fernen, erreichte, [ I 45 ] 
der die Kultstätten, welche die Sintflut zerstörte, wiedererrichttete an ihrem Ort,
der die Riten festsetzte für die umnebelten Menschen!

Restoration Of 'Star Spangled Banner' Uncovers Horrifying New Verses

The European Space Agency's Planck Telescope took this picture of the entire sky over the course of a year.


"The Sulphurous Hail
Shot after us in storm, oreblown hath laid
The fiery Surge, that from the Precipice
Of Heav'n receiv'd us falling, and the Thunder,
Wing'd with red Lightning and impetuous rage,
Perhaps hath spent his shafts, and ceases now
To bellow through the vast and boundless Deep.
Let us not slip th' occasion, whether scorn,
Or satiate fury yield it from our Foe.
Seest thou yon dreary Plain, forlorn and wilde,
The seat of desolation, voyd of light,
Save what the glimmering of these livid flames
Casts pale and dreadful? Thither let us tend"

— Paradise Lost I.169 et seq.



"But what about the End of the Universe? We'll miss the big moment." "I've seen it. It's rubbish," said Zaphod, "nothing but a gnab gib." "A what?" "Opposite of a big bang. Come on, let's get zappy." — Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

When in the course of human Events, it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the Political Bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the Earth, the separate and equal Station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the Separation.

We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness—-That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just Powers from the Consent of the Governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it, and to institute a new Government, laying its Foundation on such Principles, and organizing its Powers in such Form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient Causes; and accordingly all Experience hath shewn, that Mankind are more disposed to suffer, while Evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the Forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long Train of Abuses and Usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object, evinces a Design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their Right, it is their Duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future Security. Such has been the patient Sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the Necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The History of the Present King of Great-Britain is a History of repeated Injuries and Usurpations, all having in direct Object the Establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid World.

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